Computer guys are not Nerds

A Software Engineer talking to his Wife

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear, I am now logged in"
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or Filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning ...
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?
Wife : What about my new dress ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you love only computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Press any key ...
Wife : Oh God ! I made a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Its by default.
Wife : What about your salary ?
Husband : File in use ...
Wife : Who was the girl in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Courtesy: Express Computers ......(date cant remember)